Um, this could be a real fucking script. If they do Indy 5 this could be it, actually write this fucking thing so they have to make it. Just link it to the AV club blogs and us nerds will make it happen, like how we saved Community (I'm jinxing that now, I know)

I fucking concur. I was SO dissapointed by Back to the Future 2. Probably (other than not making sense) because the best parts were on the trailer, and that it was Hangover 2-degree nearly the same film, but at least Hangover 2 didn't have the characters walking around footage from Hangover 1 in an attempt to be…

Leonard Part 6. I liked Cosby as a kid. I like movies with animals in it. I even got the meta thing as it was supposed to be the 6th movie in a series, though the other movies couldn't be released. I was fucking jazzed about this flick.

1) I could see if you were really into the madcap inventiveness and whimsy of the Hudsucker Proxy, why you'd be dissapointed by Fargo. I know I was dissapointed with Fargo the first time I saw it for exactly the same reason. HOWEVER, I wasn't that dissapointed, because I still enjoyed it as a good movie (after many…

In summary: Brittney is just a very dumb person who got very lucky, not a tragic figure.

I never found that first clip, wherein Spears is assumed to be on drugs and Nathan finds so tragic, really that shocking. I've known a lot of just dumb people in my life, and when a camera is on them and they don't have much to say, they just yammer on like that.. Dumb people talk like that even when a camera isn't…

So this is about a bad Denzel Washington scheming to hang out at Scrooge McDucks indoor pool?

I see now that a song from Rio is the only song nominated and thus I'd only have to listen to that if they kept the tradition alive. Still, No muppets > listening to Muppets and song from Rio.

Good. The Muppets singing on the Oscars would be a highlight of the night, but not having to see the performances of four shitty songs that remind me of four shitty movies, and never having that happen on an Oscar telecast again, trumps the Muppts anyday.

My issue with this season isn't that the villains aren't as great as Mags, but that the show seems to have Batman Sequel Disease — there's too many villains! I would have liked Duffy to be the main villain this season, but then they bring in the Detroit guy. Cool, those two working together can be awesome. But then…

I don't this series will avoid the Kingpin because Daredevil already 'claimed' his character. I think three recent films already 'claimed' many of these characters, such as Spiderman.

Hicks "People in advertising, please kill yourself, I'm not joking here, please do it now" routine is great. I bet it has had a great effect on any artist who has seen it, and reinforced the good ones resistance to sell out.

Norm McDonalds "Doctors are always trying to fix everything but the biggest problem: death."

My problem isn't that this is too obscure, but it's obviously not a flop, nor was John from Cincinnati, in the sense that they were flops with mass audiences, but not with fans, and not at all with the critics. These are good reviews, but right off the bat I know thewe be found to be secret successes (thus really not…

Was Robert really reminiscing about watching Caligula as an erotic film? Obviously the writers have never actually watched the movie. It's horrible, and fascinating in a way, but it'd be easier to masturbate to the dumb romantic comedies Roberts wife made him watch.

Whenever my neighbors are playing their shitty drum and bass at 2 in the afternoon when I'm trying to focus on Peoples Court, I put the speakers face down on the floor and blast Portishead's "Machine Gun".

Within the first scenes, Lucas once again "Nukes the Fridge". It's believable here though, because William Perry would indeed survive the blast in real life.

This is still stupid. (writes in notebook) Kill wealthy dowager…

This is like when that guy redid the trailer of Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole with the live action Twin Peaks footage of the evil owl. But reversed, of course.

I know there are way too many 'shitty movies' podcasts, but We Hate Movies is consistently excellent. It's way better, funnier, and informative than any Doug Loves Movies (also, never a train wreck) It's sad to see all the podcasts that routinely get on this lot mostly feature known stars and names, when some…