Totally agree with you there - of all the contestants, she was the only one who took the theme to heart and tried to embody the 90s hip hop aesthetic. Despite what my post leads you to believe, I'm a Fox fan and I really want to see her win. And if that means her leaving 12 or 13 strings of crewe beads back in the…

That's what I found maddening about it - it started as an admission, but she voided it by saying "that's just Joslyn!" She knows it's a failing, but rather than edit herself she'd rather just say 'that's just my drag'.

I've been hard on Adore all season long; I think it's because of her grating valley drawl and her inconsistent runway appearance. But she really turnt it out this challenge. I also like the fact that she's calling Blancmanja out on her bullshit. I can't say that she's convinced me of her star power as of yet, but…

If the photos of post-season appearances are any indication, it appears that Milk's stepped up her game as far as feminine drag is concerned. She sported a lovely milk maid ensemble for the premiere party.

I'm so happy we're getting to see the Softer Side of Bianca. During the first couple of episodes, I was getting exhausted by her non-stop caustic delivery. But as the show progresses, it becomes clear that her barbed wit has a point to it (*rimshot*). I LOVED how she challenged Trinity in Untucked by calling her on…

Joslyn really brought it this week. I honestly thought that if her runway was a little more polished (White lipstick? Really?) she could've easily won. Really disappointed to hear her claim that over accessorizing was 'part of her style', instead of owning the criticism and choosing to grow from it. Has she learned…

I see your point, but I think the reason why that fell flat was because partly of Phi Phi's delivery, and partly because she was playing a character of her own invention. Paula Deen's racism is a known quantity, which makes it easier to lampoon and have it be seen for the joke that it is.

Like the rare Glee Club Shark. That was an exhausting Shark Week installment.

Santa got my letter! Bye bye, Gia Gunt - don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

How dare you, sir; I was hating Phi Phi since day one - long before it was cool. I think what soured me on her was her argument with Willam during the first Untucked - her going on about how she knows she's fierce and she doesn't need anyone's endorsement on how fierce she is and yammer yammer blah blah blah fierce…

That would be one hell of a 180 for her, considering how fiercely competitive she's presented herself thus far. Bitch is going to rip her competition to shreds to get that crown.

April Carrion - our lonely drag nation turns its eyes to you.

Darienne HAS to do Paula Deen. 'twould be sublime.

That or Kristen Chenowith.

I think that's an issue with most comedians - they're always ON. I keep getting the feeling that she's trying out new material with her asides or with the girls and it's getting pretty exhausting. What makes her brand of bitchery funny, however, is that it has the sting of truth to it. Here's hoping that as the…

Not blandly glamorous enough.

Were she a better seamstress, Kelly could've turned out a great theme-appropriate dress for Downton Abbey. At least a lovely, signature enormous hat! Deconstructing that enormous flower was a big misstep.

Awright - let's get into this gig!

Now now - for all we know, Michelle could be suffering from mumps. For five years.

If by 'everything I associate with Honey Boo Boo' you mean 'hot trashy mess,' then yes - she captured the spirit of the show perfectly. How she didn't end up in the bottom two is a mystery only Ornacia can divine.