You shady ape.

What are you - in a Whitesnake video?

…eye rolls!?

I'm gonna miss all you shady apes, too - you all are the weave beneath my weave.

AGREED. While all the competitors did well for themselves, there were never any outfits that made me stand up and take notice. There was April's rainwear, Bendela's fly outfit, Courtney's Klaus Nomi ensemble, and that's about it for me. Raja, Sharon and Jinkx always brought something new and arresting to the runway…

Yeah, there was a LOT going on with April's look. Maybe if she had swapped out either the pale hair or contacts with something vibrant, it would've worked much better. I also have a hard time with septum piercings. Whenever I see one, all I can think of is oxen. No T no shade - it's a personal preference thing.

It was nice to see Milk doing glamour - she looked stunning in that gown and wig. Though I think her makeup looked a bit rough around the edges.

Four Dancing Ornacias, Three Sweaty Gaffs, Two Lace Front Wigs and Laganja's Feeling Attaaaaaacked!

Unless it's titled "Come on, Natch," I'm not buying.

Absolutely loved the choreography of the dancers this year - best addition to the finale, by far. The Ornacia sequence had me in stitches and I was living for the tangoing duo. I do wish they included an impromptu twerk break like last year, though - it seemed like it took everyone by surprise when they did it last…

"Calm down, Beyonce."

Calm down, Beyonce.

Picture it - the murderous, fabulous throng rallying to the battle cries of "your makeup is terrible!"

Hate to be a Debbie Downer about this, but this is the first Drag Race finale where I'm not out-and-out rooting for someone to win/lose. If it came down to it, I'd say I want Bianca to win, but if I'm being honest, I haven't been bowled over by any of the final three. In previous seasons, Raja, Sharon & Jinkx showed…

Who does she think she is - Avril Levigne?

I think America is ready for a Drag Race-fueled street riot. Sports fans have had the market cornered for too damn long.

I would say both Delta and Carmen were playing the part of High School Mean Girls that season. Both Raja and Manila were confident in their looks and presentation, which did sometimes lead to them being dismissive, but they didn't outright attack anyone.

Oh fuck that bitch. Fuck her right in her hairy wig-buttresses.

I dunno - after last season's bitch bonanza (Roxxxy, Coco, Serena, Jade), I find it kind of refreshing that we don't have a rage fest every episode. But I do agree that the show needs some kind of Big Bad to create drama. Though I don't know if I could put up with Gia's vapid cattiness for an entire season.

Seriously - having to come up with three looks and construct a garment in a day? Not to mention a choreographed lipsynch? Sounds like a Drag sweatshop.