Don't get me wrong - Alaska's definitely one of my fave queens this season (her 'Pretty in Pink" look and saran wrap gown are some of my fave ensembles). She's clever and funny as hell. I don't think that her gags are less valid; it's just that she seems to be relying on them a lot - at least once an episode. Her…

Ugh. Based on her attitude, I hope Roxxxie doesn't win. She (along with Detox) is coming off as majorly bitchy and arrogant and it's a real turn off. I will give her credit to being the first queen I've seen to convincingly pull off wearing one of those silly silicone breast bibs.

Yeah, I thought that was an uncharacteristic low-blow on Ru's part. That said, though, I'm a bit frustrated with Alaska's performance this season. Many times, instead of genuinely competing, she chooses to throw the competition for laughs (using an animal mask, deliberately screwing up her makeup). She also has this…

Jinkx doesn't sleep - she waits.

If her runway performance was stronger, I would've said yes. But Ivy really knocked it out of the park with her headshot ensemble. As much as it pains me to admit it, Michelle had it right when she told JInkx to work on her contouring. I absolutely love the girl, but I winced when I saw her runway look this week.

I hate to say this, but I'm having a hard time enjoying this season because there are so many unlikeable girls competing. With the exception of Jinkx and Alaska, it seems like the producers cast the Pep Squad from my high school; nothing but a mob of hazy beauty and bitchiness.

Are we sure we're not mistaking 'smug' for 'paralytic plastic surgery deathmask'?

I, for one, love those snack cakes.

HOLY CRAP, Naiomi Campbell would be a BRILLIANT choice for Snatch Game. All the unbridled rage and crazy would be comedy gold!

While I love and admire Ru, she deserves a Purple Heart or a Golden Merkin or some sort of award for the Herculean work she did spoon-feeding these clueless queens perfect set-ups for jokes. HOW can you play Katy Perry and not know 'I Kissed a Girl'? Alyssa deserves all 140 characters of shame for her performance.

Agreed. Drag Queen served it BIG and LOUD.

Go put on some poly-blend garments and stand in the corner, young gay man! That said, the wig wasn't doing it for me tonight, either.

I'm seriously over the whole Coco/Alyssa feud. The only understanding I've come to about their not-explanations is that neither of these grown damn men want to take responsibility for their own actions.

Agreed - though I *would* enjoy watching Princess Pink Lips on The Magic Bush. If she jettisoned the rest of her cast. And maybe added a 'tiny man in a rowboat' character.

Seriously - the poor dear looked like an angry clydesdale stomping all over the runway like that. I had such high hopes for her, but she's really left me cold, thus far.

That's why the internet created fanfiction, hunty.

Ru said in an interview that she purposely mispronounces 'faculty' because her mother mispronounced it that way. Sweet little meta-references/tributes like that make me love Ru all the more.

Ro-Laska-Toxx sounds like some new pharmaceutical product from Merck. Side effects may include fabulousness, perma-duck-face and anal leakage.

Juliette Lewis, we sentence thee to Death by Motorboat!

As much as I felt Lineysha was robbed of a victory last challenge, I honestly don't think she deserved to win this episode. Granted, her resemblance to Tyra was uncanny, but there's really not much to be mined from a note-for-note dead-eyed sullen performance. I found myself really won over by the queens who went hog…