That's his real name.

Re Machine Head: Clenching the Fists of Dissent is ten minutes of top-notch metal kickassery.

the guitar solo on Divinations

Hey…I just got back into metal a few years ago after taking the nu-metal era off. Initially I didn't like the cookie monster vocals, but eventually I came to appreciate them as making the overall genre more brutal and aggressive.

Christ Illusion
Leviathan
Skeletonwitch!

It's totally ok to like an album because it has badass sleeve art.

Sports shouting scrolls:

That makes sense. I do have a hard time remembering why I liked Death Magnetic, but I remember liking it because it was unexpectedly metal.

I'd say South of Heaven, Seasons in the Abyss, then Christ Illusion. The live albums are great but I think the newer songs on CI are worth hearing before reviewing the live stuff on Decade of Aggression.

ZMF Bait
Ok, I loved Christ Illusion. Even after 3 years and countless listens, there are moments on that album (Final Six, Jihad, Eyes, Skeleton Christ) that have me headbanging and throwing up the devil horns during my morning commute, making me a danger to everyone around me as I swerve around the road.

I need my can of Troll-away.

Dear The Mind Behind the Stacy Character:

South of Heaven is Slayer's best album. "Behind the Crooked Cross" has been in heavy rotation for me a lot lately. However…

Also, Metallica's "Loverman" cover might be good for non-metal ppls.

Did anyone mention "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" by Tracy Jordan yet?

Amon Amarth isn't ironic?!

Said it before and I'll say it again.

Just saw Warren Oates next thread…he is right game over.

No votes for Dethklok?

Or if you can scramble your TV picture like the old late night Skinemax.