Would you have preferred, "Wright has been replaced by the guy who made Jack and Jill"?

Reilly could be his Guardians of the Galaxy character!

Bob Newhart awakens next to Susanne Pleshette and begins to describe this weird dream he had involving a three-eyed crow.

All religions are a product of the time and place of their creation. That's why it's not a really good idea to judge a faith based on what its members do on its own: the actions could very well be a product of the place and culture those things happen in as much as the religion saying to do it. More likely the…

Because the only way for Civil War to work is to realize every character in it is mildly retarded.

Here's the difference:

"I have an army!"
"We have a Hodor!"

I was wondering when they set out for a seven mile trip through the snow, even with the plane out of fuel, why they didn't take the flying car. Was that also out of gas? It was rather convenient given the later plot development that the guns shoot down moving metal objects, but they didn't know that before they went…

A friend of mine (a gal with a crush on Colson and Hawkeye from the Avengers movie) LOVES Agents for some reason. I watch it to avoid my wife's show of choice, Dance Moms. When my friend finally watched an episode of Arrow, the only comment I heard was a complaint about Deathstroke chewing the scenery. For myself,…

Wait, you mean the actors on this show might not be very good?

I understand that kissing him tastes like a peanut.

"Good" is a relative turn. I mean, I never hatred Skye or Ward; I just found them both so incredibly dull that conjuring up hatred for either of them would have required more energy than the show had given off. I would compare Agents to Fringe: Olivia Dunham was kinda dull (intentionally apparently) at first, but…

My mother-in-law had the best reaction when my wife and I let her know Stevens was leaving the show. "But he's so handsome!"

I did have a student who wanted to write his final persuasive paper on why Catholics weren't Christians. His face dropped when I told him I was Catholic. I neglected to mention I was also nonpracticing.

Bart Ehrman in his intro to Misquoting Jesus talks about his fundamentalist Church tried to talk him out of going to the same divinity school that taught Billy Graham because they thought it was too secular.

No, but she did write in a paper about a short story dealing with the Holocaust how she almost left her husband for another man. Really, teach English and you're bound to get all kinds of unasked-for information from students.

I think that makes Jesus Agent Coulson in this analogy, since he didn't stay dead.

I was teaching a basic Lit class for a PA community college's satellite campus that was pretty much out in the boonies. I had an older student in there, and her daughter was in a philosophy class across the hall. I never met the daughter or the philosophy teacher, but was told by her mom that the instructor there…

Maybe he's been bringing them down from the inside.

Fans of high camp.
Alcoholics.
Angry loners.