Oh, there's another Wesley.  I was wondering when Star Trek got that hardcore with anyone named Crusher.

The skull on his chest is now a moose's.

Adding the Punisher to the Country Bears shouldn't be too hard.  Someone had to mount those singing animal heads.

Oooh, him read comment good.

Shouting "WHERE ARE MY DOVES?!?" sounds more like an episode of Bridezillas than anything Game of Thrones.

Coming soon, the Jimmy Carter biopick staring Samuel L. Jackson as our 39th president, Ken Wantanbe as the first lady, and Hayden Christenson as first daughter Amy.  Directed by Libidinous Kettle.

Yeah, motorcycles are done.  Next show needs to be hosted by a guy crossing America on a Segway or dogsled.

I have actually never seen it.  I just like mythology.

The Church of the Seven's hierarchy also sounds a lot like the Roman Catholic Church.  The Lord of Light does have shades of Islam, but I also see a bit of evangelical Christianity, where many members think of the Catholics as a bunch of lousy pagans and not true monotheists at all.

Edmure and the Frey girl he hasn't met yet is, at this point, a better romance than Twilight.

Next week…Tywin kicks a puppy that licked his face.

Unfortunately, the farm is Craster's.

How long does it take Pepper to get ready?  I've been here an hour!

Ans how long did you have that Hitler stash?

Both?

The book seemed to suggest (to me) that Robb, while on the mend from injuries sustained between novels, found himself doing something dumb and then having to decide to either A) honor the agreement with the Freys or B) make sure the girl he just deflowered doesn't lose her own honor due to his own moment of weakness. …

Next week on "poor, poor Sansa"…she gets a jury duty notice.

Mytly,

Robb and Ned were both great soldiers and strategists, but horrible politicians.  Then again, every blood Stark seems to have some level of difficulty understanding that most people don't live up to whatever ideals they themselves subscribe to.

That was what was wrong with "The Avengers".