It's always made me wonder what would happen if Dukat met the Intendant.

I can do that at home!

Oh, you say that about all the Cardassians.

I occasionally have twinges of regret for not making my AVClub handle "Manic-Depressive Mouse."

I warsh mahself with a rag on a stick.

It is, however, possible to play a pennywhistle if you stick it up your nose.

According to this thing, I'm supposed to get a pig every month! And "two comely lasses, of virtue true"!

The thing that always stuck with me was the "candycandycandy" chant.

Yeah, but "It's the Great Pumpkin Bette Midler" would probably be worth watching. For the experience, if nothing else.

He also did some strips for the Garfield Without Garfield book. Although that's not as cool as the Lyman thing.

I'm too young to have seen the ads on TV since this movie came out before I was born, but I was about 30 when I saw one for the first time — in an AV Club Q&A about stuff that scared you as a kid — and even then it gave me the creeps.

Actually, I believe they prefer to be called "sons of the soil"!

One of the more memorable moments of my early education was the day my first-grade teacher read us Hiroshima no Pika.

Oh good, I didn't want to have to be the first to bring up that damn donkey scene.

I've never seen the movie, and I'm shuddering just thinking about it.

Whenever something like that happens, a wizard did it.

The best part about that line is how it got funnier with time, pretty much entirely because of the nudity.

Well, it is the part he was born to play.

Best use of that emoticon ever.

I've always been partial to "I'll see you in hell! …From heaven."