I always invoke this episode when I do the Tao te-Ching in my philosophy survey, mostly because of that line…

Didn't they later explain that all the other universes were created in Farnsworth Parabox, or was that just a fanwank?

Wait, you mean people don't wear blush on their ass?

@avclub-95d952510e02ffba7fa228e4d43866cb:disqus  Hey, Ralph Wiggum's portrayal was totally accurate!

@avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus I dunno, I've always been fond of "Pass me another hunk of copilot!"

D'oheth!

At any rate, Scott Lively obviously went there.

Ironically, even Victorian women who rode bicycles frequently didn't bother with skirts — thus the bicycle suit, which was considered shockingly controversial because ankles. For that matter, bicycle-riding itself wasn't considered altogether ladylike, even in a skirt, although it didn't become popular with women…

I'm a tenth-level vice president!

Awwww, they all are!

They pave the way for that kind of filth in schools!

Sadly, my campaign to get "Not Recognized By Abe Simpson" on our license plates has been a complete failure. 

Ooooh, "Portrait!" Sounds classy!

Not with that attitude!

Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.

Especially when they were strippers, like the late Earl Warren!

Even when the episode was made, it isn't technically accurate because they stop the clock during penalty shots.

That's a half-truth!

Oh yeah, they looked surprisingly good in the short little skirts.

I prefer Homer's six simple words: "I'm not gay, but I'll learn."