How long will my plaintive cries for Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter M&M's go unanswered? Dammit Mars, PB M&M's are the superior variety and Dark Chocolate is superior to milk chocolate, so what's the freaking holdup? Are you concerned with making the Ubermensch of Candies? Would such a perfect thing undo the world? I…

Satyrs are mischievous, drunken, and priapic (ask your parents) male characters from Greek mythology.