Would you ask the King Arthur fanboys that question?

People who like your posts don't really like you.

I still want to see Alexis Denisof in a high quality Bond spoof. Give him a chance to show off his Pierce Brosnaney eyes.

How soon we forget Disney's attempt to cash in on Star Wars mania in the late 1970s.

This is not the place for the airing of your personal festishes, my friend. This is the Internet! Show some decorum.

Did he have his legs cut off at the knees? Cause that'd be AWFUL!

At least the warthog got something out of it.

Why waste time praising Cruise's minimally acceptable performances when we could be listing his pathetic ones/

I don't think Idiocracy endorses anything. It's just one guy sayin' "yup, this is where we're headed."

I think you've failed to consider the ramifications of such use.

If a man introduced such a product, it'd be degrading, condescending and chauvinistic. Having a woman invent it makes it OK.

I'd hate to see the day all this potential energy is converted to kinetic.

So Unrepentant Racist is a queen?

I am able to pass through a wall of pretension thanks to my sphere of obliviousness.

Are you seeing any soulful eyes at the supermarket? Let fly with the hams, my friend.

If you have to deny that you're racist, then you're racist.