Mark Wahlberg and Bradley Cooper are co-producing the new wacky comedy, "Sniper & Sniperer."

Hey, that 10th film, Beatrix vs. B.B. Kiddo in "Kill Mommy," Vols. 1 through 10, ought to win eight or nine Oscars before this guy's done.

You know what this book isn't about? The Wire.

Favorite guest stars: (1.) Mel Torme. (2.) Marisa Tomei.

Robert De Niro's been the best thing in pretty much every movie he's ever made.

Exactly … the Brooks and Hunter characters are a couple of complete creeps, whereas Hurt's is a pretty nice person.

"Broadcast News" was uncommon to me not in featuring someone "stupid," but in wanting us to care about the characters played by Hunter and Brooks, two of the most obnoxious and rude leads in the history of romantic comedy.

Impressive the way those sad, homely, horny men can co-host with only one hand free.

Blue is the new gray.

Anna's dream date: Mr. Ed. A horse dick for her, and neither one ever shuts up.

Like sleeping with a sarcophagus from an Egyptian tomb.

Mitchell!

Billions of people worldwide agree: "Who the fuck is Cynthia Ozick?"

Millions in donations possible if Jennifer Lopez agrees to stop singing.

Come on, NOBODY has seen 10 episodes of "The Mindy Project," and that includes Mindy.

Best film of 2016 so far.

Second-tier Le Carre is superior to any superhero crap.

Carnage Park is melting in the dark.

My favorite part was when Gwen wakes up from a nightmare, says "I can't watch this shit!" and screams.

She said "Ohhhh, Rob" many times that first date night.