The critics agree! Here's the show nobody on Earth will be talking about!

Unfunny. Unbelievably unfunny.

Martin hates torture. He likes killing Kurtz with a machete.

There's good news, though — Paul Rudd isn't in it.

"Monk" switched mid-series to a snappy Randy Newman tune. "Kojak" had a distinctive opening theme and sequence for most of its run, changing both for no discernible reason for its final season.

Bring back Dennis Farina as Nick's dad in every episode! He was fantastic.

Without a shred of doubt, one of the 10 best television programs of all time.

I've seen for years "Worst Ever" lists with the likes of Ishtar and Heaven's Gate, both of which were boring at worst, not disgusting (as with so many of the nastiest slasher films) or cheaply made crap (as with Ed Wood films or the kind of sci-fi nonsense MST3K skewered by the dozens). I can't comprehend Scott's…

Loved the documentary and now have a Rodriguez CD playing daily in the car. This guy wins Comeback of the Century.

Am, however, looking forward to J.J. Abrams' upcoming "Not Another Star Wars Movie."

Dark Blue was very good. Big Bounce was pretty damned funny. Funniest thing about Quick & The Dead was that in a film with Crowe, Hackman and DiCaprio, top billing went to the woman with no name.

Lady Olive Oyl lost her favorite sister. But maybe she'll have an affair with Downtown's handsome new footman, The Mentalist.

Gingerbread is made out of people! People!

Schmuck of the century, this guy. Tell him to turn off the lights.

This is unprecedented — the first AV Club entry in history to be wrong on every single thing. Bizarro world surreal. Every ONE of these films was superior to the TV show.

Next week, Lady Edith begins a blog, and texts nude pictures to young master Bates in prison.

Coming up later in 2013: Zero Dark Thirty-One with Jessica Chastain, Tree of Life: New Bark with Jessica Chastain, Revenge of The Help with Jessica Chastain. Plus she's on Broadway!

Was 100% sure this would suck …. turned out, spoiler alert, pretty damn good!

Bobby Moynihan's agent or relatives apparently took over the show for 2013 and decided he should be in every sketch.

Nine hundred people actually know what "Fringe" is?