I've been to Cream Burger! My friend and I (who has sadly since passed; childhood cancer left him with lifelong health problems) were on a quest to find the best burger in Houston about six years ago.

Well, it was clear that he was faking it on the night in question; it's less clear if he underwent a three-month-long plan to pretend to become a drunk in order to give himself cover. (I certainly believe he would, once he thought of the plan, but I'm not sure if we're supposed to assume he did.)

There shouldn't be any wedding that doesn't have "September" playing at some point.

I can see Andre mandating that his children learn all the names of the Wu-Tang Clan.

I just remembered David Cross' bit where he talks about getting a commemorative MLK license plate that reads "NGR LVR."

I think by now I agree with your first sentence almost entirely.

I didn't watch the video. Just the description was too bizarre. I don't think I really want to see anything else he does.

I'm a little disappointed that he's going senile because I want him to fully comprehend how much his legacy has been shredded and how awful his crimes are before he dies.

I didn't realize he was involved with It's Garry Shandling's Show. Perhaps the greatest television theme song of all time.

You're gonna be having dinner with Sam Simon TONIGHT if you don't beat it!

"What's on?"
"It doesn't matter."

"What was that, Moe?"
"Nothin', Barn."

Or, at least, the Land of Chocolate itself.

Billy Madison!

I keep thinking I find workable solutions for this, but they only work if we know the 12th man is lighter or heavier specifically, not either/or.

No, saying "Two Krustys" wouldn't be a joke, it'd be a seemingly honest
statement of fact for the character, as there are two guys who look like
Krusty.

Aw, now I wish we had gotten to hear Rex Banner saying "Put out an APB for a Euoswis R. Dewoh."

…all of them?

People see it as the Platonic ideal for a joke that inverts your expectations as simply and efficiently as possible.

What's even worse is that he disowned the term because other people were misusing it. Not because it wasn't an accurate term that captured an actual problem of cardboard women in indie movies.