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He sounds drunk

Hello?! His last paycheck bounced! His children need wine!

What you may lack in Beer-Baron-investigating skills, you make up for in timing and ability to deliver a deadpan punchline.

Marge, you know who I'm talking about? He used to drive that blue car?

Ah… my producer has asked me not to talk to you anymore.

I realized my mistake quickly, but I'm still not 100% sure the edited version is right.

As Erik points out (and uses my favorite example thereof, "mysterious liquor clouds over Evergreen Terrace"), one of my favorite details is that Rex Banner isn't actually good at his job. I mean, "Outwitted by Homer Simpson," that's not something you ever want on your resumé, especially if you have a reputation as a…

What's wrong, chief? You haven't touched your Banana Kaboom.

"What is New Jersey?" didn't cut it, huh?

I knew it was unlikely, but deep down I really hoped that headline meant Ludacris was guest starring on The Good Wife.

You might be right— I don't remember who said it first— but since Frank delivered the answer, I'm going to credit him.

Something interesting I was thinking about: I thought I saw you mention this on the review from the very second episode, "Our Gang", but I couldn't find it. I remember a comment about how much Walton Goggins does with the inflection of his voice, and how you mention the investigation turns— and Aceveda knows Vic/Shane…

Yeah, I remember that. I think Charlie Brown even hit a walk-off homer.

Wow, I haven't read Peanuts in years, but I distinctly remember that now that you mention it!

I really like the "Four Funerals and a Wedding" one.

Because we wouldn't let him masturbate in the middle of the room.

I still enjoy The Critic, but all the 90s Hollywood parodies make it very much a show of its time.

I stopped reading the writeup pretty quickly when I saw the grade. Didn't want too much of the special spoiled; if it's even close to as good as Buried Alive, I'm in.

I almost feel like 30 Rock is the preference of those who need more laughs in their life, while Parks is the preference of those who need more warmth in their life. Me, I don't really feel the fuzziness to that degree from television, but I laugh when I laugh and I can't help when I laugh.

That's like saying Usain Bolt is only faster because he moves his legs one in front of the other quicker than anyone else.