One of my better artistic achievements in college was to take an MP3 of "Nookie" and use editing software to crudely strip it of the vocal range, then record lyrics to a parody called "Shitty" over it.

In the Bays/Thomas finale script, Ben dies and Leslie's kids give her the OK to go bang Mark.

Kinda hope they chose Wesley because of Ben Wyatt Fan Fiction's self-identification as Wesley Crusher. (At least, I remember that being in some of the stories; I hope I'm not making that up.)

Yeah, but those didn't happen in a TV landscape fractured by cable, DVR, and the Internet, and NBC didn't make a conscious decision to just stop making good sitcoms back when those shows ended.

Or working at a bank could be his new weird act, but nobody realizes it:

You should. They're two of the funniest shows on TV, although they do get quite dark.

"Sandra Dee O'Connor" reminded me of "Babe Ruth Bader Ginsburg," and now I miss Ben and Kate and wish Dakota Johnson was on a charmingly awkward comedy instead of being swayed by shiny things into a BDSM relationship.

I'm pretty sure normal years, because the tombstone said "1948-2048."

"Von" isn't nearly that unusual.

That's what I thought too, but it could go either way.

Now we just have to wait for Generic Show With Zachary Knighton and Elisha Cuthbert's Ellen Impression to be cancelled.

"You gotta live your life like that cow from the video."
"That was a horse."
"Yeah. Because he followed his dreams."

I think this is right, although I have 2 awfully close to 3 (and some days will have 2 > 3). 7 also approached 4 in quality; I'll need some time to let it settle and revisit where I rank it.

His answer for both is "Freddy Spaghetti."

A fuckin' library?!

Parks season 1, Community season 4, and The Office season 6 and beyond all rank on my bottom tier. Not really crazy about 4 and 5, either— I'd have the worst season of 30 Rock over all of those.

"What do carrots have to do with diamonds?"

Well, hot damn. That was pretty great.

Dear Adult Swim,

They already did a "Breaking Bad isn't really all that" one around that show's finale, although it had to rely on a lot of erroneous informaton.