Afterward, it occurred to me that the funnier plot twist would have been to have Archer actually beat Kumail to death, then Malory and Lana show up horrified. "What did you expect me to do?!"

The y and o keys got too much Chee-To dust under them.

This headline is the early winner for "most obvious headline of the year." That is, of course that's what Hot Tub Time Machine 2 would be.

This is definitely affecting me more than I expected to, given that I'm not really into the podcast scene, but he just seemed so damn funny and talented. I knew he had his demons; it's always a sad day when they catch up to someone. I feel the loss, for sure.

Ha, I just got the play on "Red Beer" / Soviet Russia. I was trying to decide if it was more likely to be a stand-in for Red Dog or for Red Wolf.

Sounds like a YP, not an MP.

Seriously, though, trolls haven't been using "u mad" since 2012. Your troll game is stale, son. Step it up! You can do better!

The implication that people are outraged because it's a mediocre movie they're trying to prop up as a token, not because they think it's a genuinely good movie that got ignored, is racist.

Or maybe she's just offended that the Selma crew was trying to compare
recent, horrible tragedies to whine about not being up for more awards.

All I "got"? I don't "need" anything but to entertain myself at your expense. Watching you lather yourself up into a fury trying to get a reaction out of someone, anyone, is hilarious.

Ah, so in your quest to prove you're not a bigot you label people and make assumptions. Bless your heart.

So the answer to my question is "no," then. That's too bad. There's a whole wide world out there. You ought to get out from behind your screen trolling and explore some of it. If sunlight isn't too scary for you.

God damn it. They need to put a goddamn Newswire about Harris Wittels already. I know this article is about as unrelated as possible, but it's the only one that seems to be getting traffic right now. Fuck.

The racist part is saying it only got attention because of tokenism.

What's that shit on your face?

"You mad, bro," the calling card of the serious intellect.

I've never heard that one before but I'm sure there's an overlap.

"There's no more slavery, so everything is fine. Shut up, black people!"

I don't really have any use for the ideas of someone who whines about how being white is so hard and is too scared to even make his comment history public.

When you have to make assumptions about me to make your point, you've already lost. Thanks for playing.