Oh, good. So I ask for an explanation and you tell me you don't have to provide one because I'm too stupid to get it if I don't know already. You're a peach.

How is pointing out that you're doing nothing but spouting shit most high school libertarians would be embarrassed to have their name attached to "playing the victim"?

"If I can imagine a world where racism doesn't exist, then it doesn't exist!"

Well, they vote on the most recognizable and arguably most prestigious awards in film. They should have higher, more enlightened sources of knowledge in deciding their opinions, rather than "Whose off-camera behavior they like the most."

No, all the other nonsense you've said does.

You don't have anything better to do than be a racist troll on a pop culture website?

"The real reason is that negro fatigue is at an all time high thanks to obama"

What do you mean, exactly?

Is this going to the 1970s? That seems to portend Roger's death by cocaine.

Starring Shia LeBeouf as the Robber.

The Truth About Cats and Dogs reference was excellent.

I stopped reading as soon as I got to his entry, because, really, I have no use for anyone's opinion on comedy if they think that. (And honestly, the "40 best recurring characters" list wasn't very good either.)

They were right. Also, oversized hat.

"…I can't read or write."

BURT: Yeah, give me ape tit, for, I don't know, 850.
ALEX: That's not "ape tit," it's "a petit"— you know what, never mind, it's French—
FRENCH: My name's French!
BURT: Yeah, well, who gives a damn?

That is a great line, and the more I try to remember the names of Richard Pryor albums, the funnier it gets.

That list was horrible. Best Weekend Update anchor + Turd Ferguson = fifth-worst cast member of all time? I didn't even read the rest after that, because that person's opinion on comedy is useless to me.

We're not just talking "think tank guys," we're talking a think tank founded and led by Dick Cheney and staffed with people who were a major part of Dubya's DoD. Check out the signatories on that letter to Clinton— it's guys like Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, Elliot Abrams, and the like. It's not just "some random…

Googling "lanyard" by itself only got me what I already thought of as a lanyard, the thingy with a strap that holds badges / press passes and the like. I was not willing to google "gimp" by itself.

Norm has spent time defending Cosby on Twitter, so I'd honestly be more inclined to assume the charity shown here is an assumption or exaggeration on his part, rather than that Murphy really feels strongly about sticking up for the Cos.