There's a book version?

Well, these are the same people whose opinion of Barack Obama as lazy, constantly-golfing layabout alternates by the minute with their opinion of him as ruthless, tyrannical, micromanaging dictator, so, you know.

Saul Alinsky! I recognize that name mostly because Tea Partiers on the Internet think if they yell it often enough it's like a voodoo curse that invalidates the other person's argument.

But I thought we proved everything at UVA was hunky-dory because one person's story of being raped had some inconsistencies.

"You got me pregnant. Let's get married so that we can raise the baby in a Traditional Family Structure even though we have nothing in common and you're kind of a loser."

That was the point of all those Pepe Le Pew cartoons, right?

And I mean, the movie is called Trainwreck. I don't think it's going to be "Single, fun-loving woman needs monogamy to feel whole" so much as "Alcoholic mess becomes just functional enough to entertain the possibility of a stable relationship."

The director's cut is actually just a second film starring Leslie Mann interspersed with the theatrical release.

Apatow's relationship politics in his movies are surprisingly conservative (and other people have covered it better than I).

I'm sure Amy Schumer would make a movie with that exact message.

I don't get the Pulp Fiction one, unless it's supposed to be Christopher Walken's gaping asshole where he hid the Coolidge family watch.

I was definitely like "Okay, the only thing that one looks like is three boobs," then I scrolled down and saw what movie it was, and said "Okay, makes perfect sense."

I think Drew is in Witness Protection after agreeing to testify against Theo Tonin.

"Who knew" - I felt the same way whenever I see him on old Larry Sanders episodes and Larry is worried than Jon is going to take over his show because it's a given that he's the next big thing in late night. Don't know if it's just weirdly prescient or if that was really the common insider perception of Stewart at the…

Plus the irony (much more frequently seen) of people who claim to love freedom and the Constitution wanting to kick people who don't use those constitutional freedoms the way they want them to out of the country.

Aw, did someone's feelings get hurt by last night's episode?

I remember most of my American History education in the first twelve years of school repeating the same stuff we did the last year, but maybe getting slightly farther along in history by the end. I think by the time I graduated we were scratching the surface of the post-WWII era!

He'll be buried inside a wet/dry vac.

The Buse Is Loose

It was really cool that Marshall Langman had time to make an appearance, what with his reality show on USA and all.