Jean-Ralphio's appearance is gonna be so heartwarming, your eyes are gonna piss tears.

I almost want to check Twitter to see if there are a bunch of MRAs freaking out over this episode.

As soon as I saw the first sign I lost it. I couldn't even sit still— I got up and started walking around and pounding the walls like I was trying to film a memeable GIF or something.

John Facenda was the narrator on the classic NFL Films.

You don't remember that? It was the Trial of the Century! I still don't know how he got away with killing so many kids.

Foreword by Joey Lawrence

By FAR the best one I heard was here, in the comments for one of those Dinesh D'Souza articles that attract right-wing blogosphere comment warriors: "Otreason."

Hopefully this was a clip of him actually eating some KFC.

You forgot to log into the Reposted Daily Mail Comments account.

You don't even want to know how they changed the scene where E.T. drinks beer.

O you who post on the AV Club and look to windward,
Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.

I just came here in hope of finding similar "The Waste Land" devotees. The comments did not disappoint.

As his first post on TNG2, the follow-up site to his work on The New Gay, Zack Rosen’s “White Gayland, Pt. 1: Envy Of The Dead” (Eliot’s part one is called “Burial Of The Dead”) perfectly blends ironic detachment, humor, and sincerity

Next up, Dante's Divine Comedy mashed up with dialogue by Dante from Clerks.

Premoistened before dispensing.

Anyone else remember Flirting With Disaster? Fun, low-key, charming.

It's still the title track for me, although I love the whole album.

"Twelve championships since the turn of the century, now I can finally die in peace!"

I still haven't gotten past the description enough to listen to it. Maybe in a few hours.

This or Astral Weeks would probably be my pick. I don't even know where to begin with post-1960s music.