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Wad VanDerTurf
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Who's the point of reference for the audience in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

Now I want to know what James Fenimore Cooper's Futurama was like. Or, more accurately, what Mark Twain had to say about it.

Hey, "Fry" comes before "Rodriguez"!

She stopped the universe from dying, but she's never gonna stop him crying.

I think the Romans of the world are these days more into MRA forums.

Easily the most used F&G quote around our house. "You love patting boys' butts, you butt… butt patter."

He was clearly polite enough in the rest of his interview that he wouldn't just rip or sandbag anyone. I mean, he even managed to be gracious about his interaction with Tom Green, which sounded much worse.

You remember that Simpsons where Milhouse says "I'm not a nerd! Nerds are smart!"? That reminds me so much of Roman. He has nerdy interests and zero charm, so he just assumes he's smarter than everyone and that that's why he can't relate to people, not his, as you said, inability to get out of his own head and rigid

The SCOOP was the solution to one of the clues last night? Huh. I haven't really played online poker since Frist/Kyl/Adelson strangled it to death in America, but I'm surprised an event like that would be considered well-known enough to use as a Jeopardy! clue.

The Bourne Obesity

"What do you mean 'next'?" -Doug Benson

Well, the existence of this is news to me. Should be a fun evening.

First I was like, you hear "It's like someone's never been to a Portuguese bakery" walking down the street? Then I was like, that reminds me of Review when Forrest McNeil is trying to be racist by yelling "Shut up about your catering business!" out of his car window.

Today's Special
Sean-Na-Na O'Neal Burger
(Meat soaked overnight in whiskey)

The "Cheesus Is Born" image is broken!

I will defend Original Family Guy as worthy of viewing and analysis. The cash-cow reboot is the horrible, hollow shell of what used to be a good, weird comedy show.

Watching the Super Bowl for the ads is more vapid but less obnoxious than the "Hey guys, is there some big sportsball game today or something? I hear all this talk about a 'Super Bowl' but I don't know what it means!" guy.

3)The person who posts "let the lynching continue!" on every Bill Cosby article.

Can't go wrong with that Nutter Butter Crusted Chicken Fried Steak.