Thanks for taking a break from birtherism and crying about "what libs hate" on other sites to express your racism here.

Is "getting the morphine drip at home" a viable option?

Clearing up the perception of Grant as a worthless drunk is just one of the reasons it needs to be a thing.

Just click a few online petitions and it will all work out somehow.

I like how this comment gets a "guest" upvote.

Ulysses S. Grant day should definitely be a thing.

No cold open?

It's too bad they couldn't get Steve Scalise for this segment.

I want to see a feature on Action! Two years before The Office, America had a true Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist. Five years before Entourage, we had an Ari Gold prototype, except he was a pathetic loser constantly getting kicked in the nuts by life (mostly his own fault).

Man, one of my friends in college had that Def Comedy Jam DVD, and we watched Bernie Mac's set so much. It's just so fucking ridiculous (in a good way)— how half of it isn't even jokes, it's just him yelling "KICK IT!" and boogieing to the rap break. And my favorite part of all, those fucking pants with his own face…

It's a weird combination of things. Open Disqus has definitely made more room for blatant trolls and bigoted, backwater idiots. On the other hand, the comments here do have more casual misogyny than I was aware of in the past, and I don't know if that's always been the case, or if it's just a gradual change in the…

Also, not preparing your team adequately for fake field goals and onside kicks. But mostly the stuff you said. I seriously do not understand why so many NFL coaches, knowing how close and tough so many matchups are, routinely do things to minimize the number of points their teams score. Like they think the goal isn't…

"I'm sorry this opinion is not more useful."

Mrs. Wad really likes The Good Wife. Whenever I have watched an episode with her I have always found it entertaining. I'm sorry this opinion is not more useful.

I… don't know what you mean.

Ooh, smart decision to establish your brand as the anti-branding brand!

Who exactly does that?

Woo-hoo, even though I knew nothing about his gravesite despite studying Keats in school a couple years ago, my "de facto English poet who died young" answer was correct.

You know the British have invaded our television-watching when a WOT headline ends in a period.

All it took was a working knowledge of the Houston area, a working knowledge of Pro Football Reference, a love of puzzles and investigations, and a lot of free time.