During the war they were called Freedom Sideways Colons.

The bigger mystery is all these umlauts in your post.

Now if we could just introduce you to those aliens with the personality-flopping machine…

At some point Adam Carolla's comic sensibility curdled into whining that the world wasn't a gross Boys' Club anymore.

Okay, after doing some research, my best guess is David Boston.

Vince Young was the first person I thought of, but he's a little too young for you to have gone to high school with. Subsequent research has turned up Quentin Coryatt, but he's a little too old. I'm going to get to the bottom of this, damn it!

Mamula actually wasn't nearly as terrible as people remember, but he certainly had no business being selected as highly as he was.

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"Trilogy of Error" is one of the most overrated episodes. The gimmick disguises that the episode isn't very funny.

The premise of this article is OK, but the thesis is shoddy. I remember watching seasons 10-12 live, and the decline from the golden age was verrrrry noticeable. Trying to assert that it didn't really happen doesn't hold water with me, especially by making a list of ten episodes in ten seasons that struggles to find…

Gil seemed like the whole arrangement was fine with him; I thought it would have been much funnier to have him roll with it instead of being shamed by Dennah's hangups.

This is an impressive butchering of logic

Right, there seems to be this line of traditional thought in the NFL that winning by too much is ungentlemanly, or something, so you're just supposed to get ahead by just enough, then run out the clock. (I especially love when teams punt on 4th-and-inches rather than go for it when they're trying to run out the clock:…

He usually has that angle pretty well covered, too.

Last sentence is exactly right. People think Cutler's a douche or doesn't care because he doesn't flatter the media and he has that face. By and large his teammates love him, and he does a bunch of charity work without publicizing it to draw attention to himself.

That reminds me, last week someone called Dez Bryant "arrogant" for doing the exact same thing.

I knew the NFC went on some crazy-long streak in the 80s and 90s, so I looked it up and… it was bookended by AFC wins in 1984, the year Reagan was re-elected, and 1998, the year Clinton was impeached. Remarkable.

At least they finally figured out that Trent Richardson will never be a part of said better team.

Yeah, good thing they really overemphasized that Teddy Bridgewater's pro day wasn't great, and that he was supposedly too skinny to take hits in the NFL, and didn't really care about what an excellent player he was on film. Really dodged a bullet there— much better for them to get an offensive lineman who played 11.5%…

Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a rapper, but man…