I don't know if it was Hagar's fault specifically, but Van Hagar seemed to only want to sing sappy love ballads and shit. DLR was just about having a rockin' good time.

Why, it's the AT-5000 Auto-Dialer! My very first patent. Aw, would you listen to the gibberish they've got you saying, it's sad and alarming.

Did he just say "What's a battle?"

We've searched every inch of this base and all we've found is porno, porno, porno!

Ahhh, my demo tape!

There were script problems from day one.

Fuck yeah this album.

"I got you this book. I thought you might like it."
"Crazy From the Heat. David Lee Roth. From Van Halen?"
"I don't know what town he's from. I think he was a singer before he turned to writing. Anyway, great read."

This review was pretty positive.

Isn't that the show that comes on USA before Benched?

Admit he's an asshole?

Wow, that was the second episode? That contains one of my favorite bits ever, Dale's threatening phone calls to the Hill residence.

Yeah, stuff like annoys me, because I'm always thinking, "Was it really so hard to go back and re-write an earlier part of the episode so this doesn't have to happen?"

In my opinion, it's easier to lose weight if you like to cook, since you know exactly what goes into each dish you eat. Issues of nutrition aside, losing weight is about calories, period— even if you're eating crap, you'll lose weight if you expend more calories than you take in. Most people severely underestimate the…

I think Gil's first appearance is in "Realty Bites." Unfortunately, the ATS people somehow screwed up the entire website when they moved from snpp.com to simpsonsarchive.com, so now when I click an episode page I get asked which application to run to open a program.

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!

That's not really its fault, either. Slate is Slate.

I find Fargo shutting out TD at the Golden Globes frankly hilarious. Critics would have roasted TD if it left as many plot threads unresolved as Fargo did, or if it had a main character written as absurdly inconsistently as Lorne Malvo. (Is he a supernatural entity, or just a really bad guy? Is he motivated by money,…

So between the Golden Globes and the Emmys, True Detective got dick for writing, performance, or series. Very disappointed, but then I don't know why I have any expectations for awards shows.

Romo is currently winning out for me, because he doesn't have much career left, and I feel bad for him having to spend it all under Jerry Jones. Cam and Luck don't have rings, either, but their windows to win one are about ten years wider than Romo's.