While the editing was good (I was 95% certain that Laura B. would be going home, because obvious), it just felt like an episode where the wheels were spinning in place. Because there were two easy targets and the returning players hadn't been to Tribal yet, you were almost guaranteed to have a 7-1 vote one way or…

It could be a conspiracy.

That is a possibility as well. Last night my coffeemaker kept turning on even after I hit the KILL button. It has begun.

Oh come on, this is too easy. This isn't even low-hanging fruit.

I am not joking. I believe that humans will be listening to other stuff a decade from now.

I watched ten-minutes of this show the other day. Not really sure why.

I doubt that Pearl Jam will be the last "classic rock" band. If rock could survive the 80's, it can survive the 21st century.

First band to fade from relevance: Mumford and Sons or Avett Brothers? I suppose it's a moot point, as neither band will matter in a decade.

Perfectly enjoyable modern day Paul McCartney album. His voice is impressively preserved.

I'm with you, but unfortunately, the Internet still seems to care.  I know the public probably won't burn out on superheroes before 'Avengers Sequel,' but Hollywood is trying its darnedest.

If I have to hear that Sony did this for its family one more time, I'm going to be sick.

Nice to see that Sony comes from the Walter White school of Pure Unadulterated Greed.

Big Red No to all of the Tom Hanks hatred I'm seeing in the Disqus.

Dude doesn't even need to write these sequels.  He can just scroll through the Disqus and pluck all of these…um…inspired(?) Shakespeare/Star Wars attempts.  You verily doth tried most vigorously, A.V. Club comment humans.

I think the target demographic is the same one that 'The Avengers' or 'Iron Man' targeted.  It's just that those movies were only two-hours long, so even if you're over the age of thirteen, you could watch them, say, "Whoa, there's some cool stuff there," and then never think about them again.  Fun PG-13 popcorn…

Let's not understate ESPN's involvement.  This is a sports network that promoted and celebrated big hits for years.  Their announcers commonly cheered on (now illegal) hits with euphemisms like "getting their bell rung" or getting "crushed."  They had a highlight reel each Sunday for the best hits, most of which were…

Assuming she's not dead by the age of 30, it wouldn't shock me if she came out with a legitimately Good album in the next decade or so.  She should, in theory, grow out of the silliness of being twenty-years old.  God only knows what I would have done at the age of twenty if I had unlimited money and unlimited access…

Dinosaurs are chickens.  Watch 'Jurassic Park' again.

Wendy and the Cloneosaurus?

Why even have an episode when you could just do a twenty-minute credit sequence that's better than any of the content of the actual episode?