Selma:  "Marge, I want a baby"
**Maggie furiously trying to unlock car door**

Selma:  "Marge, I want a baby"
**Maggie furiously trying to unlock car door**

I loved the movie, though I do think that on the plot level, it's got a few holes.  One of my biggest ones:  Bane breaks Bruce's back to the point where a VERTEBRAE IS STICKING OUT, yet without any modern medical equipment, they are able to heal him in a pit by hitting him on the back and then hanging him on ropes…

I loved the movie, though I do think that on the plot level, it's got a few holes.  One of my biggest ones:  Bane breaks Bruce's back to the point where a VERTEBRAE IS STICKING OUT, yet without any modern medical equipment, they are able to heal him in a pit by hitting him on the back and then hanging him on ropes…

Legitimate question:  Do people still eat meatloaf?  Is that  a thing that exists outside of buffet restaurants?  Actually, other, more pressing question:  Has anybody ever taken a bite out of Meatloaf at a concert?

Legitimate question:  Do people still eat meatloaf?  Is that  a thing that exists outside of buffet restaurants?  Actually, other, more pressing question:  Has anybody ever taken a bite out of Meatloaf at a concert?

I spent so much time on the A.V. Club while writing my thesis that I probably should have included the site in the acknowledgments.  Yeah, I know, unrelated story bro.

I spent so much time on the A.V. Club while writing my thesis that I probably should have included the site in the acknowledgments.  Yeah, I know, unrelated story bro.

That's OK.  I fail at most things in life, I'm used to it by now.

That's OK.  I fail at most things in life, I'm used to it by now.

Hopefully nothing, because 'Watchmen' was more or less unwatchable.  Eh, eh?

Hopefully nothing, because 'Watchmen' was more or less unwatchable.  Eh, eh?

And why doesn't Batman dance anymore?

Wesley Snipes is still alive and talking and stuff?

Wesley Snipes is still alive and talking and stuff?

I thought some of TDK's plotting was clunky, but I overlooked it because I'll take a movie that tries big even if it doesn't quite make everything work.  I appreciate that Nolan is willing to (and not afraid to) make his movie.  Same thing with 'Inception,' which was even more convoluted and flawed.  Both are movies I…

I no longer want to be a part of society?

I no longer want to be a part of society?

The alternate version of "Someday Baby" is great (though I am fine with the cut that made the album), but songs like "Beyond the Horizon" are beyond saving.  And in the end, Dylan always does what Dylan wants.  Take "Mississippi," which Lanois wanted him to include on 'Time Out of Mind.'  Or "Red River Shore."  Lanois…

The alternate version of "Someday Baby" is great (though I am fine with the cut that made the album), but songs like "Beyond the Horizon" are beyond saving.  And in the end, Dylan always does what Dylan wants.  Take "Mississippi," which Lanois wanted him to include on 'Time Out of Mind.'  Or "Red River Shore."  Lanois…