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Matthew Perry is still alive?

Everything.  Wait, I meant "nothing in particular."  Just not a huge fan of Iron People.  I know the AV Club is more or less built on quippy lines…

I can only take so many quippy Robert Downey Jr. lines before I snap.  Really, all I needed was the first Iron Man film.  I was satisfied after that.  But then somehow a second one existed.  And in a month Avengers will exist with OTHER characters also giving annoyingly quippy lines, and then a third Iron Man?  My

Netflix, energy drinks, honey roasted peanuts, and cigarettes are more or less what got me through writing my thesis.  I will never say a bad word about Netflix.  No matter how wide dude's smarmy grin becomes.

Music biopics are a sketchy proposition to begin with, and, I dunno, I was never really that interested in the life of Joni Mitchell.  However, I will watch it if the entire film is just people putting up reindeer, singing songs of joy and peace, and looking sad.  Actually, scratch the songs of joy and peace.  Just

I rarely get worked up over famous people dying, but this is a tough one.  The Band was a perfect entity when it was at its peak, and the humility and realness (for lack of a better word) Levon brought to the table with his voice was a huge part of that.  The world has lost a great soul, but at least he painted the

So basically…they're making another Law and Order series?  Law and Order:  Dinner Victims Unit?