The talking bag has a point

Oscar Meyer?

Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Im in ur conchusness, drummin up politkal support

He's not your cod, piece.

I wish Tairy Green the Gravy Robber was in The Hangover.

Tyler Perry presents Big Worm the Ice Cream Nekka Goes on Down to the Ol' Swimmin' Hole (Madea not included)

More like plop plop. amir..oh F it

"I have to give a shout-out to Seagram's Gin, cause I drink it, and they payin' me for it".

Why have hamburger when you can have steak?

You want nice mug cocoa?

I love listening to vinyl LPs while dancing the Charleston on a flagpole.

I came

…tattoed kickass flames on each side…mounted an enormous spoiler/trim attracter on it…hung some truck nutz off the back…

Hey, Nate, your friend here is totally giving me a rash.

failed firstie

Star wipe!

Yeah, it used to be.

Remember when the GWAR hell worm ate Jerry Springer?

They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.