"They smell like money."

I always knew the press was the Fourth Estate, but I learned the other three from Drederick Tatum

"I notice one's on." Hey harb, nice first.

new line peaked with TMNT 2.

Ayn Rand cuts the roof of my mouth

He hates him some video's (sic).

blurst
efroniacs, unite!

@gob: Colbert's TV personality is an act, just as much as SBC when he becomes Ali G. I saw an interview with him on 60 minutes (while drinking my Sunday night prune juice) and he is a soft-spoken, rational human being.

#fishtime

@TFA: The poster in question was referring to the adjective "christing."

WHen will we be able to give our dogs brazilian waxes from home? hmm?

Yeah, ta hell with ya on the beakman hate.

I heard the Duggars gots like 6 ofem

Agreed w/ the me first love.

I concur. i thought they used Pynchon's cover guy.

That Juggalo grew up to be Chad, the AllTell guy.

He'd wear a Rolling Stones T-shirt.

Zee goggles, they do nussing!!

Is that the one with the spray-on abs on the box?

"Daaaaaaaamn, Judas, you just got knocked the fuck out!!!"