We've covered this before, ricin. There are 1000x more people watching these "programs" unironically than hipster douchebags watching because "it's so bad it's good."

Or the "Uncut case file" as a euphemism for your afikoman.

And that STD that gives you an unsightly limp

This idea was explored last year on the AV Club, under the title "idea for a future inventory," here: http://tinyurl.com/bckftl

"The icing on the shit cake…feed[s] my cats."

I didn't see any golden terlets or trophy wives, so no.

AIR-OR! AIR-OR!

But…but….PHEL IS CARUSO!

@arsenio: No, the prevailing theory was Dukakis would give weekend passes to dangerous criminals that would rape your children.

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ZOING!

Amoral twats control the universe.

Yeah, Chomps, go gluniak a D.O.N.G

more like black-eyed pea-ness

Will.i.am.fixin.to.get.leot…

Hoosiers 2: Ballin' Up in Europe

canadian

Well played

I doth smell a foil amongst us! A pox upon thee!

Cheboygan?