I seen one in the news the other day that measured pupil dilation, which would work for weed or booze or anything. I don't know how that would work.

I don't drive while I'm on it. I just stay home and masturbate and watch TV. I don't see how people can drive while they're on it, especially if they're getting good shit. That stuff lays me out.

Because of the way it boosts dopamine, I got a theory that says what happens is that it tends to make dumb people more self-aware and maybe even a little smarter, and they're scared by it.

My main dispensary has an armed guard, probably for all the cash lying around.

That's later in the interview where he talks about revenue generation and stimulating research.

Goddamned right. I can even tell if my dispensary tossed some sativa into a "freebie." No different than a person would learn about different kinds of wine. Except if you know about wine you're a "connoisseur," and not just a drunk.

Hell, if I despised my liver, I'd still drink.

If y'all make something illegal, then anybody who does it is a criminal.

It's called "Driving While Intoxicated," and it applies to alcohol, weed, paint fumes, or whatever. It's fair.

Stoner culture is fair game. Them old hippies are the worst with their claims and fanaticism. One good thing about legalization is it gives those annoying old stoners nothing to blab on about.

Danged if I know how prices are set. Some of it has to do with whether or not a famous rapper mentions a strain in one of their songs. I'm sure the Mafia is involved with it somehow.

That's what I always liked about weed. Hell, man, Advil can get rid of your headaches. But if weed can do it too, and get you high in the process (if that's what you want), then why stick with just Advil?

I'm a real Corn Pone, if that's what you mean. Uh, y'all.

Sure. Them dispensaries got deals like any other kind of store. If you know what you want and where to look for deals and bargains, you can get some good shit for a reasonable price. They're always throwing in stuff for free, too.

Maybe someday somebody will gather up all the information on strains and their effects from some site like Leafly.com and figure out exactly what combination of natural chemicals works best on what specific physical or mental illness. That data is worth a fortune, and it's just sitting there.

Politics is some weird psychological thing where somebody delusional is convinced they know what's best for you and everybody else.

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I'll give it a try. Thanks.

Maybe. They can be pretty funny sometimes. They get a little repetitive with numbering weird shit thing.