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DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

They don't have their corporate entertainment bullshit chops fully in place yet, so they're just winging it.

That there hair-do don't look good on nobody.

Them kids stole my joke.

Canadian Tuxedo

Eclectic Bugger Lou

Escape Plan 2: 1-1A-2B

Man, those Chinese will watch anything.

With two cats in the yard.

I'm glad I'm a straight guy so I can just be fat.

I'll sure miss the 35 minutes of commercials — mostly promos for Lucha Underground — they'd show with every episode.

I was reminded last night that they redid Poltergeist. I was reminded when I flipped past it.

Be sure to carry a glowstick when you're out trick-or-treatin!

Patrick Stewart makes out with Steve Railsback.

It's got that naked chick walking around buck naked for 15 minutes or so. Yeah, I remember it.

People get all wrapped up in stuff and think it's cool or funny for some reason. I could never figure out people.

That movie has a weird conglomeration of ideas all jammed in it. Possession, infection, ancient cults, zombies, sex, time travel, porn star mustaches, racism. Didn't "Satan" turn out to be some kind of transdimensional alien or something? Weird shit, man.

"That is not part of our current business model."
— Disney

They gonna do it with Kiersey Clemons?

Out of the bog, and into the smog!