All of you other bald, gay men can leave.

Where that falls apart, however, is that they clearly just lifted the Discovery Channel's trademarked graphics — right down to the "BUSTED!" card. They seriously couldn't have at least made it say "CRACKED!", or were they afraid of getting sued by Cracked.com for diluting its claim to serially-unfunny humour media?

No, in the late 90s the show would still occasionally mention a real product, like Mountain Dew ("Eeewwwwwww! I'll take the crab juice!")

It was only Ritchie's innovative decision to have Downey and Jude Law swap playing Digby and Ginger every other scene that made that franchise so successful.

Are the same people who brought us "The Event" making this? Because if so, I'm calling GSN and seeing if I can get that Numberwang hosting gig before someone beats me to it.

Still a damned sight better than the History Channel Museum, where all the artifacts are just crap the patrons pawned and wax models of the guys who delivered the lumber to build the place.

X2 on MoMA?

Wouldn't even ONE C be better?

I know what a Chloe Moretz is, but what the #$!% are a "Let Me In", a "Let The Right One In", or a "Starz"?

*Two* of the only reasons.

Once we were doing a chemistry lab to determine if various solutions were electrolytes by putting little plastic cups of them up against the exposed prongs of a lightbulb contraption (the idea being that a current could go through electrolytes and make the bulb come on). One kid at the table behind me asked me…

Didn't she die last time we saw her?

And I just found out MySpace is longer owned.

And paragraphs about Rubinek's physique without mentioning Wheaton finally swollen up to "throw Wesley in the airlock" proportions (disclaimer: I'm not a physicist; I base my knowledge of how the total vacuum of outer space works from that Itchy & Scratchy cartoon).

That doesn't happen until your bell mitzvah.

I'm not sure why, but I laughed harder at Tracy's "So much grapevining!" than anything else in the show.

For a brief moment when that furniture sketch started, I thought the muppet watching the news was that Jeff Dunham guy.

They were following the traditional game show model of filming four episodes a day, so he was actually potentially making $20K/day. It ran for 715 episodes, so there was a

@avclub-b3e157f795f95a0eeddae30fc92ebd3d:disqus: Well, Ken Jeong IS a doctor, and he IS in Hollywood, so the odds are pretty good.

And is that different from putting a kid up for adoption HOW?