Damn, this is hard, when you have to choose between 'Marge Gets a Job', 'Fear of Flying', 'Marge Be Not Proud', and 'Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"'. I mean, I've seen episodes suck before, but they just plain sucked. They were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

By 2014, "One of those AMERICAN robot cars" is going to be the most eerily-prescient Simpsons lines of all time.

I love that song. It reminds me of elephants.

Brown liquid that makes people feel differently than if they didn't drink it can be found in many toilets.

Clearly Jo is female. That's why it's news that Lady Gaga is being it.

Unless for every dollar the ingredients went up, half of their customer base regained its collective sanity.

Peyton had too many commercial shoots to work it in. I hear tell he also spends a couple hours every year playing football, but if EA made their decision in January, he should probably have a few weeks off.

The question is "Who was the Boss?" and the answer is "Angela."

As long as Oolon Colluphid doesn't try to answer the Question. That guy got EVERYTHING wrong.

Yeah, that timeslot thing sure does suck. I also routinely miss Coco because TDS is only on at 11:00, 2:00, 9:30, 1:00, 7:00, and all day in the intertubes.

This might even be too scary for adults
I'm almost afraid to watch myself, if it stars Frank Langella, whose resume includes villains as horrifying as Skeletor and Nixon.

A simple response to the CAMwhore:
Fact 1: Medical science has shown that men who don't masturbate or have sex regularly have a higher incidence of prostate cancer.
Fact 2: Originally, marriage was just the thing that everyone did. As soon as a girl was old enough to menstruate, her father (or oldest brother if, as was…

The Original Crew
Are they going to end up being part of the current crew, now that they're back on Earth? I mean, with their career chips and all, it would have to be either that or starve to death, right?

One film where NF Instant outshines the DVD quality
Arthur — still the only way to get the proper, not pan & scanned, version.

But did they find
the button that stops "Mall Bitches"?

Giamatti-lite DID steal the chip, though, so morally he WAS in the wrong for that. What worries me, though, is how the client had NO problem whatsoever with his chip being used in military applications, where he bragged that it would, like its civilian applications, "make everything BETTER!" (which we have to assume…

"Lea Zawada" and "Anna Lieberman" were listed in the opening credits. Zawada was the girl, so I'm assuming Liberman was the nanny.

If I ever have kids, I am SO dressing them in Crown Royal bags.

Kent's sister is the Washington correspondent for CNN. It's not hard to imagine the Brockman parents having a bit of spare scratch, which helped greased the wheels while they were journalism students (it just worked out much better in her case).

As a Polak-American, I'm highly offended
when foreigners come to Poland and say $#!% this &!@#ing stupid. That's supposed to be OUR schtick!