She's not pregnant at all. She's either just getting fat, or her drug addiction resulted in a very early menopause. Fact of the matter is, if she really WERE going to have a baby, we'd have seen the egg by now.

@Prohobec: You're right, my taxes are drastically lower, but that's because I used to have INCOME.

Two hours I want back
Don't %@#!ing tease us at the beginning by telling us this annoying-as-hell spoiled-brat rich kid who made that kid who had a report due on space seem amiable got eaten by a bear on camera and then never show us that footage. Even as a blooper reel during the credits, it still deserved to be…

As soon as I heard Marge exclaim "Hey, kids, it's (INSERT GUEST-STAR PLAYING HIM/HERSELF'S NAME HERE)!" I was reaching for the remote, but I must concur, the callback made it worth it.

There's already a hybid on the market that supposedly does just that. http://www.thinkgeek.com/el…

What I'd like to see
is DVDs having something like a "Dialogue-Boost" audio track. If you live in a house with other people, and try to watch any DVD that's not an episode of Mad Men at night, you'll find invariably that every film and television program that exists consists solely of about twenty seconds of…

"It's good to see the Dean again. Any chance he'll be made a regular soon?"
Since Dean Pelton's character already is an integral part of the series, that makes no sense. Or did I miss the scene where Al informed Annie that Ziggy computed an 86.2% chance she could leap if she helped Jeff get his job back?

Damn
Greg was playing at the second comedy show I ever went to.

Come to think of it, it might be kinda funny to see Donovan on stage with Ad-Rock, especially with Ione Skye as Mistress of Ceremonies.

And Daryl Hall & John Oates are THE biggest-selling duo of all time, but they're perennial snubs.

Another year,
Another snubbing of Holland Oates. What the RRHF needs is adult education.

Karate Kid is all right
but it's no Field of Dreams.

I once went to a strip club in Memphis once where my two friends and I were not just the only white people in the club, we were the only *men*. Also, we were the only ones under 300 pounds who weren't in the middle of injecting smack between our toes. One of the patrons — who looked Oprah had just swallowed Michael…

But someone with Klinefelter's is generally identified as male. IMHO, however, there's no greater mismatch between a name and the thing named than "Triple X Syndrome", which apparently has nothing to do with either Vin Diesel or moonshine.

@Big Little Mike: What would you call punching a guy in order to make him vomit and getting a footjob from a friend's tied-up wife but violence and sex, respectively?

Charlie & Frank's pre-nup
wouldn't have prevented Charlie from taking anything, as their union was annulled, not divorced. Pre-nuptial agreements require a nuptial arrangement, which an annulment decrees never happened. Then again, the whole issue's about as legal as owning a hummingbird, since same-sex marriages are…

Could be a combination of being an Aspie/Autist geek with being IN SPRINGFIELD. I mean, imagine if Sheldon Cooper were raised by Clancy and Sara Wiggum and only given the learning resources of Miss Hoover's second grade class (chocolate microscopes!). I'd wager a Ralph Wiggum'd be pretty close to what you'd get.

I live the hell in a little place called "America", where the announced unemployment rate (that's not counting people with only part-time jobs, or who only work seasonally) is 9.6% (http://www.google.com/publi….

Oprah Dying?
Well, she DOES take medical advice from Jenny McCarthy, so it's actually more likely than not. Hopefully it'll be from polio, for poetic justice's sake.

Don't believe the lies!
"but it's perceptive about the problems of young people torn between pursuing love or their nascent career ambitions,"