Welcome to every morning of my world

May I join?

Did you see the screencap? They did NOT do a good job of trimming the fat.

Regrettably my good will for her was misplaced on House of Lies. Binged through three seasons hoping it would become less bad…it never did

….yes

It took me a few listens, but this album grew on me. There're still several songs I skip over, but I grew to really like Silver Morning, Give Me Some Peace, Tattoo of the King, and Let the Blade Do the Work. I loved In Waves, Rebecca Cassanova, and Champion off the bat.

But have you tried Jason Statham's Jason Steakums?

Mrs. Jones?

Good Luck Chuck :'(
I'll have PTSD the rest of my life from watching that heap of shit

Eh, I'm not entirely convinced that he wasn't in on the joke. I mean, have you seen his 30 Rock and Funny or Die appearances? He totally plays up the airhead persona. Frankly, I like him more than I did (which still isn't much) after this Rio incident. At least now his story has a surreal,…

I like to imagine that you typed out each individual character rather than pasting. The catharsis of typing the punchline would have been so rewarding!

I gasped, then laughed. Bravo

Upvoted for the tanooki handle :)

I'm a Kevin :'(

I'm currently wearing my friend's underwear on my head

I'm currently hanging out at a friend's house. Three of my friends were playing cards with me, and they up and ditched me to go hunt a fucking imaginary pet. Already had a few beers, so not too salty about it, mostly just amused and befuddled…And I just heard then pull into the driveway

I don't even own a Pokemon!

Thanks, but I also under sold the amount of time it took. My research started in earnest in 2011. Actually started the doctoral program in 09. Definitely were times in there when I had doubt that I'd ever finish.

By elderly James Franco, do you mean two years from now?

This is actually me! In April I finally successfully defended a thesis I started in 2011. :/