That diesel ass thug Joaquin is madd petulant. He flossin like he a true hip-hop star. The AP knows how to spit that lingo straight from tha streetz.

I think Tarkovskys just wanted to impress us with his blackdar. He can usually instantly tell if someone is African American.

The Black Crusaders got to him.

You shithead. I'm glad I tortured you.

@Lupin Yonsei
How do you know I'm not actually a 13 year old girl? Alex Cox's 1980s cult films and deconstructing popular culture on the Onion website is all the editorial staff at Tiger Beat can talk about right now. OMG!

Plate…or shrimp…or plate of shrimp

My poor typing skills make the baby jesus cry.

Participating in Rwanda's genocide.

One of the War Criminals they busted is a Baltimore boy
He is a teacher at one of our a local colleges. So we've got hat going for us too.

From my multiple forced viewings of the trailer based on it's embeddedmentation into my favorite teen chat sites, it has multiple groin hits and a lot of zany screaming. I'd say your expectations of hilarity are justified.

The dad with the sweet beard is the artist who has lots of sex with women. Paul Reiser is the uptight responsible dad with sexual disfunction. And the daughter's boyfriend is that guy who went full retard with Juliette Lewis in that one movie that one time. He also got killed in Saving Private Ryan. Bonus!

Thanks, guy. Just thinking about that 2000% makes me feel better about the restraining order my wife has against me, and really puts this whole thing into perspective. Bring on Chris Brown, Nickelodean!

And to further defend him, don't "brawl" "Atlanta" and Waffle House" just kind intuitively make sense?

Haven't you heard that Oprah and the Black Crusaders have stepped in to stop this reconcilliation?

Maybe I've been living in Baltimore too long
but I thought this song was actually quaint and wholesome. I mean, here is a top 40 recording artist who actually DOESN'T condone rape (as evidenced by the lyric "don't have sex if she too gone"). Sounds like a great son-in-law.