Also, WHY DOES THIS NOT EXIST:

The current Rotten Tomatoes score is nothing to fart in the general direction of either.

Where's ZMF when you need him?

If you watch the background closely, you can spot the Lord Humongous and Wez in a few shots.

Well, by 1981 they did have electricity (for a handful of years).

Bad Music For Bad People.

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I'd personally rather explore artists' shitty apartments.

Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters!

Out of frame: Totally bitchin' Supervan.

Still better than being married to Ryan Adams.

But you get your choice of topping!

Also, no mentions of Lifts, Lorries, Malungagildachucks, or Chazzwozzers.

I sure could go for 100 tacos right about now.

Recent studies have shown that Reginald VelJohnson is, in fact, dead.

Ooh! KnightBoat!

If I wrote out the words, I would probably have my account banned…

Butters is pretty good too:

I fucking hate that dream. 10 years out and I STILL get it.

That, and getting "R'd by a P of N's"