Snarky comment aside, I actually am curious. Cliff Notes version?

Satan.
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[Sips wine]

Their race has been polluted by generations of race mixing with Laplanders. They're practically Finns…

Uhhh…isn't that usually attributed to Adam Smith (Or Manos the Hands of Fate)?

I had no pryor knowledge of this.

Oy did you hear about Morty Finklestein's son? He was doing his residency at NYU medical and ended up getting the Schpilkes from some shiksa! It was terrible!

Dobro-Theramin

Wonder if he owns a 1D in real life too.

I would downvote if he had used VB "<>" syntax though.

Yeah, fuck the Grand Canyon!

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo, that's what!

The only thing the MM films left out was their hallowed tradition of Booting.

Keep an eye out for that one in next year's Bad Band Names list.

Ach Die Lieber! Das ist nicht eine Booby!

I got a Divine notification for this?

Gotta keep crab walkin! Patton says so!

Then what are these pink pipes for?

Hopefully this will involve foiling a plot to destroy Berlin's strudel pipe infrastructure.

Fierce.

He's tied up in interrogation right now, but he's a tough nut to bust.