Still waiting for the porn parody "True Dick" to come out.

Darn, I was hoping Uncle Ruckus was going to show up.

"Make it look like a bizarre gardening accident"

Nah, I'd picture Travolta cruising the truck stop rent-a-showers.

That'll learn 'em to modify my tomater.

Physics for Poets?

RIP Lux.

He don't work here!

Dancing about architecture.

At least you didn't get Gentle Herpes.

That's what I was afraid of too…

Anyone else get an email from Netfilx today for "Scrotal Recall"? WTF?

Oblig:

Okay, but do they have the 55oz Los Mesa He-Man Steak Slab like Black Angus?

Is that….pastrami?

Mother's I'd Like To Get Taco Flavored Kisses From

Alternate title: Who Wants to Fuck a Record Producer?

Who is playing Lord Valtrex?

Have fun in Compton!

At least they didn't use "hegemony" like uh, every Humanities major does every five minutes.