No no no, it's being hit on the head lessons in here!

Just one, but with syndication…

So my cable access show where I sever my dick and eat it is probably a no-go?

HELLO CLEVELAND!!!

I don't mean to be an a-hole, but your response basically sums up everything I loathe about the arts/culture/music in my area. I live in a college town fer chrisssakes and it's dominated by dad-rock cover bands.

401Ks were not invented until 24 year after his death.

Agreed. Culture does not come from doughy 40 year olds who work in office parks and have 401ks.

Well consider yourself sensible and well adjusted then. Good comics on the other hand thrive on depression and poverty.

Oh fuck! Mr. A!

Now with 50% more Ayn Rand allusions!

Possibly in pog form.

THRILLHOU

Quick! Someone find out if Blackie Lawless is currently free of genital burns!

Though he wasn't quite as elegant as John Denver, his presence at the PMRC hearing earns him a pass IMO.

Who woulda thought that someone with so many facelifts would have such thin skin?

The last orgy I went to was titled "A Night of Chastity and Temperence"

Dafuq is Ann Coulter doing there?

WE'VE GOT, NOTHING BETTER TO DO
THAN INJECT CC'S AND BUY A PAIR OF SHOES!

Well…it's one way around an ethics committee.

DMX just needed a few bucks to ride the slingshot more: