Funny, he doesn't look Druish.

If anything, us Minnesotans are upset that it's not cold and snowy enough.

Shit Stream? I thought they closed that place down!

It's sister ship is the laundry frigate the USS Walter Mondale.

There already was a sequel to Mandingo, it was called Drum.

DMX lost his street cred after that slingshot video came out.

They're just set to 10:10 in nearly every watch ad anyway, your odds are not good.

A model AND a DJ? Quite the renaissance woman she is.

A few good Australian men?

It was the Sword of Doom, Doom's Sword!

Why yes, MrPedantic99, it would.

It's spelled HipsterDBag, but it's pronounced Hipster-Decibel-Silver.

Marry, Fuck, Kill, Kill.

Is there a chapter on Death Bed?

Starland Vocal Band? They suck!

[Retracted for redundancy]

And on Festivus too!

Kyle … did necessary … work in a necessary … war.

You had me at HOLY SHIT PEE!

Next up, nyborg legalization.