No Mel Gibson. Check.

The riddle is that steel is not strong, flesh is stronger.

What does Crom have to do with the spending bill?

Smoove B approves of this.

Cue Steve Albini pissing on his grave for some reason in 3, 2, 1…

There will be if Kool Keith is involved.

Hmmm…tragically ludicrous or ludicrously tragic?

No shit. I'ma jerk it to their tools - forget Barbarella.

And the owner did *not* buy a private island, it's actually a peninsula.

NAMBLA loves this movie too.

We're mostly well-wishers, in that we don't wish you any specific harm.

Once, back in my hedonist days, I ate a bunch of shrooms and watched this episode. Good times.

HAIL SANTA!

You're a crook, Captain Hook. Etc…

I'm sure Cube has strong opinions on the PMRC as well.

Also, her duet with Ian Rubbish.

It will likely just be him ranting about the evils of public schools.

Archmage, can you comprehend this?

Out in corn country, they call em 'silos', not tallboys.

He could pull off Buddy Garretty.