"On the other hand, this guy is in DAWES…"

Jason! What is best in life?

I'd like to see the look on the admissions officer at Columbia's face:  Member of Nirvana, Member of Soundgarden, Brock-Sampson-esque member of Army Special Forces, and what's this here?- a letter of recommendation from Gen. Stanley McChrystal.

I'm betting there are at least a dozen GWAR songs that could qualify for this list.

More like Bastards of Old now, amirite?

IT'S FXXK YOU!, THAT'S WHAT!

Urge to kill…RAISING

So….did they change it to Two MC's and one DJ?

Back to work!  Questioning the actions of the AVClubvolkspartei will get you sent to the gulag faster than you can say kartoffelkopf!

It's all Lutz's fault.

I had to re-read the headline because I thought it said Glen Danzig….

Look a little closer and you can see Cowboy Hat clamping the guy's femoral artery in his hand.  Or don't.

Oblig:

The Hand of Vecna?

Pete Wentz the author:  F
Pete Wentz the artist:  B+

JEREMY'S IRON

Contrabasooms?

Hey Ma!  Get off tha dang roof!

He looks like Patton Oswalt's non-union mexican equivalent.

Baaaah!!  Hot-Potato-Orchestra-Shoals-Puck-Will-Make-Ammends!