I am hoping that the review at least as awesome as Heller's review of Swans' The Seer.

Potatoman!

WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAWES REVIEW

Mmmm…Beef Rachmaninoff

Mmmm….Refuge in Audacity…. one of my favorite tropes.

This is all Dawes fault.  Gonna miss this feature.

Rats. Upon closer reading he is selling his 'prints', not his 'penis'.  Reading fail.

LIP MY STOCKINGS!

So, Planet of the Apes as directed by John Waters?

Nenge!  Nenge Mboko!  Remember me?  It's Lionel Joseph!

I suggest he starts working on The Big Book of Leather and have Taschen publish it.

With Wild Flag opening.

Rollins: "You know what we need to do:  Jazz Odyssey."

I would watch Revolution, but they would just have to change it to 30 minutes a week of Prince playing basketball.

I know a girl who puts a ShamWow under her when she gets nailed so that she doesn't have to clean her sheets as often. I run in classy circles.

Hmm…maybe he got his MFA from Ball State then, I'm thinking of 22 Short Films About Springfield when he robs Moe.

I'm Idaho!

I call shenanigans….Snake went to Middlebury, as evidenced by his t-shirt.

If Mark Strong can make an Ultrasmurf compelling, there may be something worthwhile here…

Sprinkle some fries on those cupcakes!