Now that you say that, I can read that line in Ian McShane / Al Swearengen's voice and it may as well be who originally said it.

The more I watch of Lolly / Lori Petty, the more I wonder if the casting call read something like "Looking for an Ellen DeGeneres type to play an endearing paranoid schizophrenic prison inmate"

This is two years in a row Veep has gone way outside their comfort zone in the second to last episode and brought the house down - somewhat literally in this case.

I think, given that it's been something like 20-25 years since Healy last saw his mother, and the generally strong resemblance the homeless woman Ellen bore to what his mother good have grown to look like, that he could easily have thought Ellen was his mom. It's sad, but working in mental health, you see things turn…

Fuck Larry, that's why.

If we could get one line an episode of Red just tearing Piper down that's as good as Red was in this one, that would be fucking fantastic.

I'm guessing she drowned her children in the tub or something really bleak like that. You gotta figure Caputo's seen a lot of shit.

"You're all a bunch of assholes."
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You can say vagina here.

I just convinced my friend who was previously very sure she doesn't want to watch OitNB that it's worth watching it by saying the words "Nina Sharp as a Martha Stewart-type convict."

He didn't say whether nor not we will see Nicky again.

Of course it's not accessible. Nobody in Washington goes to fucking Annandale

Truest top pick: Thunder @ Warriors

I exclaimed gleefully: "Mail robot! Mail robot!"

I still read Dido as Dildo every time.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has panic poops.

Okay, why on earth did no one laugh in the first skit when Aidy's character said she was at an Italian restaurant, "eating a nice meatball salad"?

I think I'm gonna have to give this god forsaken thing a whirl this fall.

There's not a better person on earth for the gig.

I just wanted one of those face-tentacles to try to tenderly touch Coulson's face and let that be how Hive figured out he was a hologram. Would that have been so hard to do, Marvel?