Re: feeling bad for Bob and his financial burdens

And here I thought the issue was that the Mandarin was a joke

How many toys of the Mandarin did you sell, you stupid twats?

Wodewick

I watched Ant-Man two days ago, then I saw Civil War today, after hearing about Agent Carter getting canceled last night, then came home and watched Tuesday's SHIELD. Lots of Peggy Carter death, not enough Peggy Carter.

Somehow, Lisa Kudrow got every devastating line of the episode. It was gut-punch after gut-punch from her. This one was the hardest, because it was the one I didn't see coming.

Booooooooooooooooooooooo

The weird thing is that all the other vibrators she suggested are really good.

I'm very fortunate in that nothing I own is worth a goddamn thing.

"He's what we historians call 'a douchebag.'"

So Last Week Tonight doesn't bear mentioning any more?

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

Neko goddamned Case

Setsuma?

Did we already know that Sam used to have a Diane in his life, or am I making that up? I feel like some non-Cheers show in my life did this in the last few years.

If I may make a brief diversion from the immense sorrow this has brought Patton and all of us: that's a really weird way to put your arm around your beloved.

I mean, has he technically actually announced anything?

Those blackout jokes are great because anyone can get them but only New Yorkers / Northeasterners really understand them.

I can't wait for her to be the second Al(l)ison on FX to get screwed at the Emmys in three years.

You mean Steve Busk-em-eye