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I'm honestly not sure that there's a difference between the movie you envision and this one beyond whether or not we're supposed to find it funny.

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Esta vez, bebé, seré~
Bulletproof

And the creek don't rise.

I mean, 1999 is my favorite Prince album, but I don't have other turntables to dedicate to Parade or Sign o' the Times or Around the World in a Day or Purple Rain, so I had to change records a few times.

I could not for the life of me think of Chris Parnell's name, so I kept thinking of him alternatingly as Jerry and Dr. Spaceman

Fort Night, easily.

Beautiful does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies!

Absolutely lost it on this, in large part because I once played Leon Redbone in an elementary school variety show and the song we used was, of course, "Ain't Misbehavin'"

Crafting an episode that essentially puts Tina in the heart of a (pre)teen comedy borrowing pretty heavily from the 80s and early 90s in its sensibilities and closing it with her rendition of a classic song by The Cars was too fucking perfect.

Player Hater's Ball.

When you're in a hospital, they're patients.

Bowie and Prince operated as two world-expanding, parameter-breaking figures in my life.

Lillian: "Titus! Titus get up!"
Titus: "Go away Lillian. I've decided to live as a bed from now on."
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Mikey: "Hold on a second. I know you!"
Titus: "I don't think so. I'm an enigma."

Was the tauntaun a Torontonian?

"Kimmy, we have a wonderful thing here in New York called 'moral relativism'. Where you're from, in the midwest, people say "I'm not going to cheat on my wife," or "I'm not gay, I'm a wrestling coach!" and then, one weekend, they go out and they do it all and drop dead! Here, we say "So I kissed a priest in a leather

If this isn't the episode that McKean, Seehorn and Odenkirk submit for Emmys, I'll be stunned.

Let me say this: more cool as hell uses of people's powers please. Daisy in the minefield was great

"Having kids changes everything."
"I hear your penis gets stretched out and is NEVER THE SAME."

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