I realized while reading this article that as much as I adore television and know more than almost everyone I know about the medium, I could not have named the guy who plays Mike on Mike & Molly.

And that goddamned smile he has. That wry fucking grin.

The first or the second? Because both are pretty reprehensible.

Shakespeare & Co. in Paris? I so desperately want to visit that store. And Paris and general, of course, but I've heard so many great things about that bookstore.

Oh no love! You're not alone
You're watching yourself but you're too unfair
You got your head all tangled up
But if I could only make you care
Oh no love! You're not alone
No matter what or who you've been
No matter when or where you've seen
All the knives seem to lacerate your brain
I've had my share, I'll help you with the…

My avatar, for literally my entire online life. has been the Diamond Dog boss from Earthbound, as a signifier not only of my favorite video game, but my favorite musician.

Pretty soon now, you're gonna have to get older
Time may change me,
But I can't trace time

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in the most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

Jesus fucking Christ.

Andie MacDowell didn't get to Jared Fogle's penis with that saw quite fast enough.

You can't put Jean Stapleton & Sally Struthers as best duo and omit Jean Stapleton from both Leading Lady and Supporting Lady, or omit Sally Struthers from the latter, tbqh.

I never watched more than two episodes in a sitting. It's just so easy to be overwhelmed by the unsettling things Kilgrave has people do.

I'm pretty sure it meant that whatever the video game was it was previously housed at The Rainbow Bar & Grille, of which Lemmy was a notorious regular.

I don't think Stephen Stange likes his own hair, frankly. Sometimes you just have to play the head you're dealt.

Fifth floor. She says it in the 911 call.

Who are you kidding? We all know Jeri Hogarth loves horseradish.

Hey, how about something from Hannibal or Justified, you jerks

Even if we don't know explicitly what his childhood was like, it's not unlikely that with parents like his that he developed an attachment disorder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wi… which is one of the predictors of personality disorders, which include that which is commonly called sociopathy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Cunnilingus doesn't show up often enough in things, which is really a goddamned shame because it's so much more intimate than a blowjob.

To put it in as simple a post as I can: this was one of the greatest single episodes of television I've ever seen. It was dark, horrific, beautiful, and exhilarating all at once. I spent something like 20 minutes with my hands covering my agape mouth. Utterly brilliant.