Vogel: "garblegarblekhackgarble."

At this point, I am holding out for the worst finale of all time.

I am still in cardiac arrest.

Wait

http://i.imgur.com/uTrSVe1.png

That's a pretty spot on review of Blood Meridian.

He's better for her than Hill is.

No morass.
Please, no morass.

QotSA hasn't announced any shows anywhere normal.

Queens of the Stone Age got it right.

What kind of Bizarro world are we in where good comedians are playing most of their dates in the midwest and almost completely ignoring the east coast?

Go home. This is the Minneapolis Police. The party is over… (FUCK YOU MAN) If you all just grab your stuff and leave, there won't be any hassle. The party's been closed. THE PARTY IS OVER WITH. Grab your stuff and go and nobody goes to jail.

Slap GIF

That was beautiful.

Hello, Carol.

The Lumineers played on the Which Stage at Bonnaroo and not only had trouble filling their allotted time, but also were ill-suited for the space. I'm sure they were just fine right where they were at Lolla.

Sesame Street

His verse on "Favorite Song" from Chance the Rapper's Acid Rap is good, at least.

I don't know where you live but it sounds like a shitty place.

"Royals"